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Big Bong Theory

by Brock Noyes

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A loving tribute to El Duce Presidente

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The Big Bong Theory

There’s chem trails in the sky lord rainbows in the smog
There’s a halo of light beaming through the fog
A drunk kneels in the gutter believing he sees god
It’s just a sign from a hooker bar, they forgot to turn it off

I know you are the dude lord, know you are the boss
You shouldn’t na left that boy lord hangin on that cross
There’s a twelve-step program lord written just for you
Please pass the peace pipe no more sniffing glue

The big bong theory says its all smoke from god
Won’t ya give me a hit lord of whatever you are on
You’ve been smoking so long you don’t know right from wrong
Won’t ya give me a hit lord whatever you are on

El Duce Presidente was on TV today
Pornstar babes dancin’ in his brain
When he looks in the monitor and sees the face of God
Is he a frightened little boy or is he just a fraud


The big bong theory says its all smoke from god
Won’t ya give me a hit lord of whatever you are on
You’ve been smoking so long you don’t know right from wrong
Won’t ya give me a hit lord whatever you are on

The Big Boys are at the table there’s money to be made
They’ll sell you acid rain and call it lemonade
Jesus turned the tables over that’s what made him great
Golden Cows are on the altar, there’s soldiers at the gate

The big bong theory says its all smoke from god
Won’t ya give me a hit lord of whatever you are on
You’ve been smoking so long you don’t know right from wrong
Won’t ya give me a hit lord whatever you are on
Won’t ya give me a hit lord whatever you are on

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released April 30, 2018

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